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"Did the fun stop there? Hell no. We walked past a trailer that was aptly named, “Big Fat bacon”. Seriously. I couldn’t make this up. Big Fat Bacon sells one product, and one product only: a 1/3 inch thick cut, foot long piece of bacon… on a stick. The slab bacon was cooked perfectly, however I must say, it is a little much. The texture is like a perfectly cooked lardon, however, unlike a lardon it is not just a half inch square: it is a foot long, and it a major work out. I ate about half of mine and had to through in the towel: the texture is just overwhelming and needs a good salad to get through the whole thing. (I can NOT believe I just wrote that.)"

Heaven! I will never let David forget that Big Fat Bacon was too much for him, and that he wanted a salad instead!